{"id":283,"date":"2007-08-06T16:02:23","date_gmt":"2007-08-06T16:02:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/juliencoquet.wordpress.com\/2007\/08\/06\/chronique-du-voyageur-chapitre-5\/"},"modified":"2007-08-06T16:02:23","modified_gmt":"2007-08-06T16:02:23","slug":"chronique-du-voyageur-chapitre-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juliencoquet.com\/fr\/2007\/08\/06\/chronique-du-voyageur-chapitre-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Chronique du voyageur &#8211; chapitre 5"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>L\u2019exp\u00e9dition vers les toilettes de la gare<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Vous avez oubli\u00e9 d\u2019aller faire votre besoin avant de prendre le train ? Il va vous en cuire, litt\u00e9ralement.<\/p>\n<p>50 cents pour un pipi, plus pour la grosse commission. Ma d\u00e9formation professionnelle me pousse \u00e0 me demander quel peut \u00eatre le taux de conversion de l\u2019installation, quel est le ratio petite commission\/grosse commission ?<\/p>\n<p>Non seulement vous aurez pay\u00e9 une somme ridicule pour vous soulager mais la qualit\u00e9 et l\u2019hygi\u00e8ne du local (que votre contribution est cens\u00e9e assurer) laissent franchement \u00e0 d\u00e9sirer. De plus, une sorte d\u2019a\u00e9ration surchauff\u00e9e finit de vous barbouiller.<\/p>\n<p>Non, non mais non merci ; \u00e0 l\u2019avenir, prenez vos pr\u00e9cautions avant de partir \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>L\u2019exp\u00e9dition vers les toilettes de la gare Vous avez oubli\u00e9 d\u2019aller faire votre besoin avant de prendre le train ? Il va vous en cuire, litt\u00e9ralement. 50 cents pour un pipi, plus pour la grosse commission. Ma d\u00e9formation professionnelle me pousse \u00e0 me demander quel peut \u00eatre le taux de conversion de l\u2019installation, quel est [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_locale":"fr_FR","_original_post":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-283","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","fr-FR"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Chronique du voyageur - chapitre 5 - Julien Coquet<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/juliencoquet.com\/fr\/2007\/08\/06\/chronique-du-voyageur-chapitre-5\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Chronique du voyageur - chapitre 5 - Julien Coquet\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"L\u2019exp\u00e9dition vers les toilettes de la gare Vous avez oubli\u00e9 d\u2019aller faire votre besoin avant de prendre le train ? 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